
Somebody please give this woman a Chaconia medal.
Today's letter goes out to 95.1 FM/93.5 FM cause I cah really tell the difference.*
Dear Irritating Alternatives to Already Irritating Radio Stations,
I'm not too sure it has come to your attention, but it is humanly impossibly for someone to hear Owl City's "Fireflies" three times in one hour without spontaneously combusting. Perhaps you can find it in your hearts when you do some serious soul-searching to admit it to yourselves that "Owl City" and "shitty" are too close to rhyming to be a coincidence.