Macka Diamond and Denise Belfon think you can handle it (But I am seriously doubtful)

Probably my two favourite people in the world (Macka "Hula Hoop" Diamond and Denise "Saucy Wow" Belfon) have teamed up to produce the most uplifting song since Journey's "Don't Stop Believing"- a catchy little gem entitled "Think U Can Handle It." With the forces of both bumpers combined, I personally don't think you can. But if two professional winers do, who am I to say anything at all?

With a U, bitches!

Sometimes, when I hear the words penned by a particularly brilliant lyricist, I want to wander the forests feeding off of wild mushrooms and dead birds in self-imposed exile, leaving only when I've found a way to write something just as profound.

Observe this line in DJ Kayslay's 2010 "Thug Luv" (not to be confused with Tupac's version):

"Spaghetti with no onions/ she got pretty feet, toes with no bunions."



See ya around, kids- I'll be in the wilderness for a while.